Conspiracy Theory

Alright. I have been through the ringer this last week. Or three weeks. I deserve to have my conspiracy theory moment LOL!

With the help from psycho ex husband of Rain, the two of them (Rain and her boss Shorty...although Liz, one of the only people who will ever read these blogs calls him Troll boy) look at real estate together. Now, I asked Rain. I had to. She laughed saying they look at that stuff together over the years since she is his assistant. But the email from the broker said she was looking to move for professional and business reasons. Now, here comes the conspiracy......cue the music....

He has an offer to her. It may be the same offer on the table years ago if he was the mysterious suitor (this is like Days of our Lives. I expect Bo and Hope to come through the door any minute telling me about Roman and Marlena). He says to her, get rid of teacher photographer guy (that's me. I have Brendan Frasier playing me), he ain't never gonna marry you. Its been five years. I can give you the baby. Set you up in a place in St. Pete. Just like you always wanted. I will pay you a salary to run some kind of business venture of mine. You can enjoy your life, raise baby, etc. Just as long as my wifey don't find out. We is cheating after all baby!

He did not like us going on cruise. Making his move! She thinks each day about it. She is off her depression meds for four days. Emotions running high. Future scary. Stupid bf (thats me) making jokes about baby to her (geez I didn't know she was serious...she changes her friggin mind often). Each day I called her, she sounded worse. For real. Just alone. Depressed. Almost manic. I saw the flags but respected her space when she asked. Finally, boom, the break up at the end of the week. Coming from the same Rain who was telling me a week before she loves me and what she loves about us. From the emails the entire month before that were a mix of love, support, future plans and dirty talk (initiated by her). Or maybe it's not the same Rain. Push comes to shove, money wins I guess.

Or she's just getting some action from her old man until she finds who she believes to be Mr. Right. Uh oh, she is going to have to lie to him too though. About her relationship and past with her boss. Ooohh ugly situation. Seems to have been a focal point of mistrust in her marriage. Her relationship with me. Etc. Doesn't she ever learn?

Well good luck to her with that.

Like I said, its a conspiracy theory started by her ex and just compounded by me due to her lies. Eh, whatever. I am going to get me some Hope Brady and put her in my pin ups LOL.